Saturday, November 22, 2008

Thanksgiving Fun!!

My brothers wife Amy emailed this to me... and i thought it was so funny!! So instead of forwarding it to all of you... i thought i would just post it on my blog!! Here you go!!

Thanksgiving Divorce

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York two days before Thanksgiving and says,
"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says, "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this!"

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife,
"Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way. Hee hee hee!"

10 comments:

Dave and Natasha said...

I love it! That's so funny!

Jess said...

That is great!! I love it!

Becky Hill said...

that is soo funny!

Let the Good Times Roll said...

That is hillarious, I love it!

Christin said...

That's great! Hey are you going to St. George for Thanksgiving? Let's hang out or go to lunch or hit up wal-mart at 6 a.m. whatever makes you happy!

The Frei's said...

That is hilarious! Speaking of are you guys coming to st george for thanksgiving or christmas?

The Ericksons said...

That is so hilarious!!

Becky Hill said...

you've been tagged!

Drew and Michele said...

that is a good one!! Might have to post that on my blog as well!!

Unknown said...

that's cute.